العاقل
رجل يستشير زوجته، ويفعل العكس لما تقول!
الراقصة
امرأة تؤمن بأن خير الأمور (الوسط)
الشوك
هو انتقام السمك بعد الوفاة
التلفزيون
أكبر دليل على حب الإنسان لتعذيب نفسه
حديقةالحيوانات
هى المكان الذى تستطيع فيه الحيوانات على اختلاف أنواعها الاقامة بهدوء حتى يمكنها دراسة البشر عن قرب!
التقاليد
هى العادات التى يفرضها الأموات على الأحياء
الأسرار
معلومات تبوح بها للآخرين ليقوموا باستغلالها ضدك عند اللزوم
الصمت
أروع حديث بين الأصدقاء!..
الصدق
قارة لم تكتشف بعد!..
التاجر البارع
هو من يتسع صدره لسخافات الزبائن، وجيبه لنقودهم
البواب
هو الرجل الذى يفتح باب سيارتك بيد، ويساعدك فى الصعود اليها باليدالاخرى، ويبقى له يد ثالثة لتناول البقشيش
فترة الخطوبة
عملية استطلاع قبل إعلان الحرب
الحرب الباردة
ابتسامةامرأة لامرأة أخرى !..
اشعة الموت
هى تلك النظرةالتى تلقيهاالمرأة على امرأة أخرى ترتدى ثوبا شبيها بثوبها
الشائعة
طائرة أسرع من الصوت
الأحوَّل
إنسان له وجهتا نظر في آن واحد
الاثنين، ٢٠ شوال ١٤٢٩ هـ
Your Tongue
هل سألت نفسك مرة واحدة
لمـاذا يصر الأطباء أثناء زيارتنا لهم في العيادة
على طلبهم الدائم بفتح الفم ومد اللسان
من منا لم يسمع كلمة إفتح بؤك أكيد لا أحد
معــلومة كنت أجهلها إلى وقت قريب
حيث كنت في أحد المجالس ودار النقاش بين الحاضرين
على سبيل المزح عن عمل كل واحد ودوره في المجتمع
وقد كان يضم المجلس نخبة من أصحاب الوظائف المختلفة
( ضباط ، مهندسين ، معلمين ، أطباء ، رجال أعمال ......)
وقد كان كلاً يتباهى بعمله وأهميته
وقد كان من بين الحضور رجل يجيد الدعابة
قال موجهاً كـلامه للطبيب :
أنتم فالحين بس في كلمة افتح فمك ومد لسـانك
وعندها عدل الطبيب جلسته وقال هذا دليل عدم وعيك
ولو تدرى ما هي فوائد مد اللسان ودلالاتها
لمددت لسانك كل دقيقة
وعندها بدأ الطبيب في الإسهاب في الحديث الشيق
فمــاذا قال ؟؟؟؟
يسألك الطبيب أن تخرج لسانك
عند الفحص وذلك للأسباب التالية :
لأنه إذا كـان لون لسانك يميل الى الاصفرار
فهذا دليل على نسبة الصفار عالية في الدم
أما إذا كــان لون لسانك يميل إلى الزرقة
فهذا يدل على وجود مرض بالقلب أو الجهاز التنفسي
أما إذا كان لون اللسان أحمـــــر وردياً
فهذا يدل على الصحة
أما إذا كان لون اللسان باهتاً
فذلك يدل على وجود أنيميا
أما إذا كـان يكسو اللسان طبقة بيضاء
فهذا يدل على وجـــــــود حمى وإضطراب في الهضم
أما إذا كان هنالك رعشة في اللسان عند إخراجه من الفم
فهذا يدل على وجود تسمم أو توتر عصبي
أما الآن ما عليك إلا أن تذهب إلى المراية
وتفتح فمك وتمد لسـانك وتحدد علتك
متعـــكم الله بالصحة والعافية والسلامة الدائمة
معــلومة أحببت أن أشارك بها للفائدة
وفق الله الجــــميع
مع تمنياتي لكم جميعاً أن يكــون لون ألسنتكم
أحمرًا وردياً دائما
لمـاذا يصر الأطباء أثناء زيارتنا لهم في العيادة
على طلبهم الدائم بفتح الفم ومد اللسان
من منا لم يسمع كلمة إفتح بؤك أكيد لا أحد
معــلومة كنت أجهلها إلى وقت قريب
حيث كنت في أحد المجالس ودار النقاش بين الحاضرين
على سبيل المزح عن عمل كل واحد ودوره في المجتمع
وقد كان يضم المجلس نخبة من أصحاب الوظائف المختلفة
( ضباط ، مهندسين ، معلمين ، أطباء ، رجال أعمال ......)
وقد كان كلاً يتباهى بعمله وأهميته
وقد كان من بين الحضور رجل يجيد الدعابة
قال موجهاً كـلامه للطبيب :
أنتم فالحين بس في كلمة افتح فمك ومد لسـانك
وعندها عدل الطبيب جلسته وقال هذا دليل عدم وعيك
ولو تدرى ما هي فوائد مد اللسان ودلالاتها
لمددت لسانك كل دقيقة
وعندها بدأ الطبيب في الإسهاب في الحديث الشيق
فمــاذا قال ؟؟؟؟
يسألك الطبيب أن تخرج لسانك
عند الفحص وذلك للأسباب التالية :
لأنه إذا كـان لون لسانك يميل الى الاصفرار
فهذا دليل على نسبة الصفار عالية في الدم
أما إذا كــان لون لسانك يميل إلى الزرقة
فهذا يدل على وجود مرض بالقلب أو الجهاز التنفسي
أما إذا كان لون اللسان أحمـــــر وردياً
فهذا يدل على الصحة
أما إذا كان لون اللسان باهتاً
فذلك يدل على وجود أنيميا
أما إذا كـان يكسو اللسان طبقة بيضاء
فهذا يدل على وجـــــــود حمى وإضطراب في الهضم
أما إذا كان هنالك رعشة في اللسان عند إخراجه من الفم
فهذا يدل على وجود تسمم أو توتر عصبي
أما الآن ما عليك إلا أن تذهب إلى المراية
وتفتح فمك وتمد لسـانك وتحدد علتك
متعـــكم الله بالصحة والعافية والسلامة الدائمة
معــلومة أحببت أن أشارك بها للفائدة
وفق الله الجــــميع
مع تمنياتي لكم جميعاً أن يكــون لون ألسنتكم
أحمرًا وردياً دائما
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds.
I could not believe this!
It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and will keep you trying over and over
again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain !
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......)
and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it !
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going
to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Send it to your friends to frustrate them too !
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds.
I could not believe this!
It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and will keep you trying over and over
again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain !
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......)
and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it !
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going
to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Send it to your friends to frustrate them too !
CAN THIS BE TRUE!!!!
CAN THIS BE TRUE!!!!
$400B Sent To Israel
Ahead Of Lehman BK
The Voice of the White House
10-5-8
WASHINGTON, DC -- "There is a very serious aspect to the current economic collapse that no one wants to discuss, neither the economic pundits, the media or the scared politicians. This concerns an aspect of the subprime scams and, basically and stripped of euphemistic words and propaganda phrases, is that very large amounts of money from various banks and financial institutions and the owners and controllers thereof were, and are being, sent outside this country to a secure area. I am speaking most specifically of American business frantically sending, electronically, huge amounts of money to banks in Israel.
The three banks that are getting most of the stolen money are: Hapoalim group, Bank Leumi group, Discount Bank group. It is not necessary to mention that the senders are all Jewish and it should be noted that Israeli banking concerns practice strict banking security (see their Protection of Privacy Law, 1981 [PPL]) Under the PPL, "an infringement of privacy is, inter alia, a violation of an obligation to maintain secrecy regarding a person's private affairs, established by explicit or implicit agreement." The bank's obligation of secrecy extends not only to the details of the client's account but also to all transactions related to the account In other words, if the US authorities want to know about this, they can bend over while the Israeli bankers drive them home.
And if the sticky-fingered ones decide to make a quick flight to Israel ahead of FBI investigators, like their new accounts, they are entirely safe. Note here that Israel does not extradite its citizens. But it does allow prosecutions in its own courts for crimes committed abroad. None of this information is really secret but is well-known to investigative bodies such as the Department of State and the FBI. Currently, U.S. law-enforcement personnel and prosecutors, who fear that Israeli-oriented economic criminals will use the Jewish state as a refuge.
Lehman Brothers Shipped Off $400B Just Before Bankruptcy Nice !
By Linda Sandler
September 27, 2008
Bloomberg -- Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc.'s brokerage unit, in the months before its parent filed for bankruptcy protection, lost more than $400 billion in assets, according to the trustee overseeing customer accounts.
Lehman's holding company filed for bankruptcy Sept. 15 claiming $639 billion in assets, using four-month-old data. The wholly owned brokerage unit shrank to less than $100 billion in assets from $500 billion ``a few months ago,'' according to a Sept. 19 court statement by James Giddens, the trustee overseeing the settling of Lehman brokerage customer accounts by the Securities Investor Protection Corp.
The loss in value was caused by "changes in the market," according to Giddens, a partner at law firm Hughes Hubbard & Reed, who spoke at a bankruptcy court hearing in Manhattan. The runoff may indicate Lehman's customers, including many hedge funds, cancelled and closed out trades as they began to doubt the firm's ability to navigate the credit crunch, bankruptcy analysts and lawyers said.
"There was the proverbial run on the bank"' at Lehman, said Martin Bienenstock of the law firm Dewey & LeBoeuf, who is advising clients including Walt Disney Co. on recovering their money from Lehman. There was a similar capital flight from Bear Stearns earlier this year, he said.
Most of Lehman's pre-bankruptcy assets were securities, according to its balance sheets. Lehman said on Sept. 10 that the consolidated gross assets of the firm stood at $600 billion and net assets at $311 billion. The difference between net and gross is the so-called matched book, which is overnight lending or securities pledged for overnight borrowing.
http://tbrnews.org/Archives/a2880.htm
$400B Sent To Israel
Ahead Of Lehman BK
The Voice of the White House
10-5-8
WASHINGTON, DC -- "There is a very serious aspect to the current economic collapse that no one wants to discuss, neither the economic pundits, the media or the scared politicians. This concerns an aspect of the subprime scams and, basically and stripped of euphemistic words and propaganda phrases, is that very large amounts of money from various banks and financial institutions and the owners and controllers thereof were, and are being, sent outside this country to a secure area. I am speaking most specifically of American business frantically sending, electronically, huge amounts of money to banks in Israel.
The three banks that are getting most of the stolen money are: Hapoalim group, Bank Leumi group, Discount Bank group. It is not necessary to mention that the senders are all Jewish and it should be noted that Israeli banking concerns practice strict banking security (see their Protection of Privacy Law, 1981 [PPL]) Under the PPL, "an infringement of privacy is, inter alia, a violation of an obligation to maintain secrecy regarding a person's private affairs, established by explicit or implicit agreement." The bank's obligation of secrecy extends not only to the details of the client's account but also to all transactions related to the account In other words, if the US authorities want to know about this, they can bend over while the Israeli bankers drive them home.
And if the sticky-fingered ones decide to make a quick flight to Israel ahead of FBI investigators, like their new accounts, they are entirely safe. Note here that Israel does not extradite its citizens. But it does allow prosecutions in its own courts for crimes committed abroad. None of this information is really secret but is well-known to investigative bodies such as the Department of State and the FBI. Currently, U.S. law-enforcement personnel and prosecutors, who fear that Israeli-oriented economic criminals will use the Jewish state as a refuge.
Lehman Brothers Shipped Off $400B Just Before Bankruptcy Nice !
By Linda Sandler
September 27, 2008
Bloomberg -- Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc.'s brokerage unit, in the months before its parent filed for bankruptcy protection, lost more than $400 billion in assets, according to the trustee overseeing customer accounts.
Lehman's holding company filed for bankruptcy Sept. 15 claiming $639 billion in assets, using four-month-old data. The wholly owned brokerage unit shrank to less than $100 billion in assets from $500 billion ``a few months ago,'' according to a Sept. 19 court statement by James Giddens, the trustee overseeing the settling of Lehman brokerage customer accounts by the Securities Investor Protection Corp.
The loss in value was caused by "changes in the market," according to Giddens, a partner at law firm Hughes Hubbard & Reed, who spoke at a bankruptcy court hearing in Manhattan. The runoff may indicate Lehman's customers, including many hedge funds, cancelled and closed out trades as they began to doubt the firm's ability to navigate the credit crunch, bankruptcy analysts and lawyers said.
"There was the proverbial run on the bank"' at Lehman, said Martin Bienenstock of the law firm Dewey & LeBoeuf, who is advising clients including Walt Disney Co. on recovering their money from Lehman. There was a similar capital flight from Bear Stearns earlier this year, he said.
Most of Lehman's pre-bankruptcy assets were securities, according to its balance sheets. Lehman said on Sept. 10 that the consolidated gross assets of the firm stood at $600 billion and net assets at $311 billion. The difference between net and gross is the so-called matched book, which is overnight lending or securities pledged for overnight borrowing.
http://tbrnews.org/Archives/a2880.htm
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